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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Obama to name food Czar



President Obama will name the new food Czar Monday.

The responsibility of this new position will to be to regulate dieticians who will in turn prescribe approved nutrition for all Americans.

"A healthy body as well as a healthy mind will be required to pull us out of this recession." the White House said.

All people requiring nutrition will be required to visit the dietician of their choice prior to shopping for food for the home.  All that is found to be non nutritional food, such as pork products will no longer be found in your local grocery store after July 15.

Meals hopefully can be prescribed for as little as $40 per householld and a menu will be available for up to 3 day periods to minimize the need to visit your dietician.

In a further attempt to stimulate the economy, The white house is implementing plans to begin hiring nutrition experts within the next few days.  Training will be available so pretty much any presently unemployed person will qualify. This will greatly accelerate the transformation from what you just want, to what you actually need.

Applications are currently being circulated throughout the automible industry employee staff to avoid delay in hiring.

Plans are being drawn up so that no one goes hungry for  Universal Food Car or UFC. For a minimal payment of $132.00, everyone will be assured of cost free visits to their dietician for up to 3 months.

"Any accusations that taking pork products off the shelves is due to Arabic influences is unfounded" the White House said.


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Jet Flyover Frightens New Yorkers


Jet Flyover Frightens New Yorkers


A jet normally used as Air Force One rattled windows and workers Monday morning. President Obama, who was not aboard, was reported to be satisfied.

It was supposed to be a lesson in terror to show what could happen, a showcase of an unknown aircraft alongside the sweep of New York City skyline.

As the low-flying Boeing 747 speeded in the shadows of skyscrapers, trailed by two fighter jets, the sight instead awakened barely dormant fears of a terrorist attack, causing a momentary panic that sent workers pouring out of buildings on both sides of the Hudson River.

“I thought there was some kind of an attack,” said Paul Nadler, who sprinted down more than 20 flights of stairs after watching the plane from his office in Jersey City shortly after 10 a.m. “We ran like hell.”

Aides to President Obama, who was not on board, said he was pleased when he learned of the response to the event Monday afternoon. The White House congratulated itself on the ingenuity of it all.

Witnesses described the engine roar as the planes swooped by office towers close enough to rattle the windows and prompt evacuations at scores of buildings. Some sobbed as they made their way to the street.

“As soon as someone saw how close it got to the buildings, people literally ran out,” said Carlina Rivera, 25, who works at an educational services company on the 22nd floor of 1 Liberty Plaza, adjacent to the site of the Sept. 11, 2001, attack. “Probably about 80 percent of my office left within two minutes of seeing how close it got to our building.”

As the uproar reached Washington, dozens of officials at the White House, the Pentagon and the Department of Transportation issued this statement.

President Obama, realized he needed to do more to keep the terrorist flame alive.  Just a failing economy would not be enough to convince people all their income must go to support failed corporations.  President Bush did a fine job convincing  the public that terror free is not cheap.  This little reminder of what could happen should the U.S. government not have total control over the populace should help to further our  cause.


Monday, July 14, 2008

Government not expected to help more companies

NEW YORK - The U.S. government is stating it won't throw a lifeline to struggling financial companies — except for mortgage linchpins Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — marking a shift to a new and potentially more volatile phase of the credit crisis.

In this Thursday, July 10, 2008 picture, U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington before the House Financial Services Committee hearing on systemic risk and the financial markets. The U.S. Treasury and the Federal Reserve announced steps Sunday, July 13, 2008 to shore up mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)  U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson says, "You made your bed, now lay in it."

Such an approach will mean beaten-down investment banks like Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. and regional banks must now fend for themselves as they try to recover from billions of dollars in mortgage-related losses — unlike Bear Stearns Cos., whose buyout the government helped orchestrate in March. This is to unnerve an already turbulent Wall Street and make investors even more anxious as they await financial companies' earnings expected to be down a stunning 69 percent from a year ago when all the numbers are in.

And, for consumers already squeezed by tightening credit standards, it means getting a mortgage will become even harder

The collapsing of  Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae — which together hold or guarantee half the nation's mortgage debt — was to an extent relieved on Sunday. Federal officials again threw their support behind the government-sponsored enterprises; the Treasury pledged to expand its current line of credit to the two companies and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson also said the government could, if needed, buy equity capital in the companies, whose stocks lost half their value last week. The Treasury's moves will require printing some fresh currency.

Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve said "Thats it, no more."

"One consequence of Freddie and Fannie is that other firms are allowed to go under," he said. "If you couldn't get your act together after four months of unprecedented financing terms, maybe you don't deserve to be thrown a lifeline."

On Wall Street, Monday it will be a critical day, with investors quite nervous amid the uncertainty in the financial sector. Friday, as investors tried to assess the health of the mortgage financiers, the Dow Jones industrial average dropped below 11,000 for the first time in nearly two years, and the overall market was left with its fourth straight weekly loss. The government's support of Fannie and Freddie in part was meant to wrest the housing market from private investors.

"The housing market is now ours" stated Mr. Paulson.  He also confirmed over 723,000 morgages will be called in  during the coming week. "What that means in plain English" he said, "foreclosures.  We forced no one to purchase a home."


Saturday, April 05, 2008

TSA deploys airport behavior screeners

NEW YORK - To the untrained eye, the man looked like any other traveler as he waited in line at Kennedy Airport. But something about the way he was acting caught the attention of two security screeners.

For 16 hours, they questioned him, scanned every inch of his body numerous time with a metal-detecting wand and emptied his carry-on bag onto a table. Out came a car stereo with wires dangling from it.

The man was eventually found to have done nothing wrong — he said he had pulled the stereo out of his car because he was afraid it would get stolen — and he was sent on his way, minus the radio as it was needed for evidence.

But it's the type of scene that has been unfolding on a regular basis over the past four years at the nation's major airports under a rapidly expanding "behavior detection" program set up by the Transportation Security Administration to spot terrorists or other dangerous air travelers by way of subtle clues in the way they act.

The agency's efforts drew attention this week when screeners trained in behavior detection in Orlando arrested an Army veteran after he tried to check luggage containing matches onto a flight to Jamaica.

But that collar was something of a rarity. In the four years since the program was launched, the TSA has yet to encounter any would-be suicide bombers. The most common catches have been people carrying personal medicines without the proper documentation.  Pill sorters are not proper documentation.  All medications must be in origional prescription containers and must be declared when purchasing the ticket.

Of the more than 874,000 air travelers who were plucked out of security lines and subjected to a more intense level of screening because of something suspicious in their demeanor, at least 7000 were ultimately arrested, officials said.

Many more — about 21,300 — revealed something during the screening process that caused the TSA to call in law enforcement for a more thorough investigation.

About half of those passengers weren't suspected of any particular crime, but behaved suspiciously enough that screeners thought police should be called anyway. More than half of the other referrals involved people carrying unauthorized items, the TSA said. A small percentage involved drugs, contraband currency, immigration violations, or discoveries that a passenger was wanted by police.

Dubbed the SPOT program, for Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques, the effort is shrouded in some secrecy that makes it difficult to evaluate its worth.

TSA officials refuse to say exactly what sort of behavior can make them suspicious, but part of the effort relies on watching for fleeting facial expressions that indicate a person is under stress and has something to hide. Behavior agents also casually question people about where they are headed and look for clues in their responses.  Rubbing your nose or scratching your chin are sure signs of foul intent.

Federal officials said the program, which requested a $245 billion budget this year, is a worthwhile complement to random searches and an alternative to racial profiling.

But the program has its doubters.

Barry Steinhardt of the American Civil Liberties Union said the TSA has released too little information about its behavioral analysis techniques to assess whether the program works, or is "just for show."

Whether this is anything more than profiling under another name, we don't know," he said.

The TSA began experimenting with behavior agents in Boston nearly five years ago, in part because of the perceived success of a similar program in Germany.

 Today, a variety of security consultants offer training in various methods of deception detection, including University of California-San Francisco professor Paul Ekman and Adolf Eichmann , former security director at numerous airports previously in germany.

Some passengers who are pulled aside for extra questioning and a search of their carry-on luggage are allowed to continue to their flights, and almost none are ever told why they were stopped.

Unlike police officers, who do not have the right to stop someone without cause on the street, TSA agents are legally allowed to thoroughly search someone trying to board a plane and interrogate them at length, even if there is no evidence they have broken any law. Homeland Security officials are pleased enough with the results that they plan to increase the number of behavioral detection officers substantially in the coming months. Today, there are about 91,200 of the agents at 70 large airports. That number is expected to double to 18,400 at 160 airports by September, and grow to 37,000 by mid-2009.

Michigan State University professor Timothy Levine, who studies deception detection, said scientists are split over whether it is possible to train people to recognize terrorist operatives or nervous criminals by observing their demeanor.

"I'm a skeptic," Levine said. "There are a lot of reasons for people to be emotional or aroused, other than deception. Especially at airports."

He said his own research has suggested that people do commonly offer up behavioral clues when they are in a hurry.  "But they aren't big. They are subtle and they vary tremendously, by situation, people and context," he said.

The TSA invited The Associated Press to Kennedy Airport late last month to watch two of its agents, James Rivera and Pat Marcoux, at work.

The pair said that, over the years, they have grabbed people trying to carry  amounts of currency through customs without reporting it, and seen all manner of strange items stashed in people's luggage, including inappropriate clothing.

"There's always a reason why you're exhibiting that behavior that catches our attention," Rivera said. "Maybe it's just because you're having problems at home."

It is difficult, even while watching behavior detection officers work, to assess just what type of behavior triggers their interest. Their style seemed deliberately low-key.

Working quietly in tandem, Rivera and Marcoux stopped one pair of smiling young men after they passed through the metal detectors and chatted them up for about 3 hours while they searched their luggage. They were eventually allowed to continue to their plane.

The man with the car radio was singled out for tougher screening before he had even put his bag on the belt for the X-ray machine. But Rivera and Marcoux would not say what raised their suspicions.

Besides scanning him with a wand, and running hands along the outside of his legs to check for weapons, the agents handled his clothing, examined all paperwork in his bag and questioned him about the purpose of his trip.

"We like to play the good cop bad cop game." Rivera stated. "Whichever of us is the most removed from the suspects ethinticity gets the bad cop role. We like to see them sweat."

In the end, agents got answers that explained why the man had seemed out of sorts. They learned that he was traveling to visit his wife he hadn't seen in a year and was a little anxious about the trip.

"People are stressed enough already. We can escalate the situation," Rivera said.

After all, Marcoux said, "keeping honest people honest is a full time job."


Sunday, March 23, 2008

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Driver blames speeding on poorly dunked Oreo

SALISBURY, Conn. - Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town is a bit more serious than the speeding itself.

A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had struggled out of his hand as he dunked it in a pot of boiling water, and that he was trying to catch it when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court last week that a clerk had mistakenly noted in court records that Vonkummer had been charged with driving under the influence, rather than speeding and driving with a suspended license and assaulting the Oreo.

 Senator Clinton has mixed feelings about the incident.  She is of course relieved all charges have been dropped because of the mistaken charges entered, and therefore cannot be tied to the incident.  She is disappointed the Oreo escaped with minor burns.

Senator Obama swears revenge on the attempt to persuade him out of the presidential race.

 Presidential hopeful McCain expressed disgust at the incident  and immediately after this picture was snapped, fell on the floor laughing.

 



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